Last Updated on December 20, 2022
Halloween is one of the most enjoyable American holidays because it allows you to bring your wildest and craziest fantasies to life. It is probably the only time you get to bring your crazy creativity out and actually impress people.
Needless to say, your Halloween cannot be complete without the wittiest puns and captions to go with it. I mean, what’s a Bonnie without her Clyde, Ying without Yang, or a gun without bullets? Exactly what you were thinking, nothing.
So, I bring you – Halloween puns so corny that you are guaranteed to get eye rolls from your serious friends, applause from your equally witty friends, and even a laugh from your long-time crush. Either way, these puns will definitely come in candy and help you give ’em pumpkin to talk about. Let’s dive in!
80 Halloween Puns
- Lift your spirits!
- Mummy of the year.
- Happy Howl-oween.
- Howl you doin’?
- Oh my gourd!
- Looking for a bunny costume because it’s hoppy hour.
- The zombie thinks this is the best thing since sliced head.
- My costume is eerie-sistible.
- What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing? Get a broom!
- Witch, please.
- If the broom fits, fly it.
- Witchful thinking.
- Bow down, witches.
- Witch upon a star.
- Witch better have my candy.
- Be-witcha in a second!
- Witcha up to?
- Can’t always get what you wand.
- You’ve got me under your spell.
- Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.
- Bone to be wild.
- Some people have no guts.
- I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn’t find it very humerus.
- Why was the skeleton sad? He had no body to trick-or-treat with.
- Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!
- I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!
- The ghostess with the mostest.
- Ghouls just want to have fun
- Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.
- Shake your boo-ty!
- Where my ghouls at?
- Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.
- Boo-yah!
- Fasten your sheet belts!
- I think I have deja-boo.
- It’s time to boo-gie!
- You’re my best ghoul-friend.
- Where do ghosts go shopping? A boo-tique!
- Get in the Halloween spirits!
- I’m a haunt mess right now.
- Can I have your number? I promise not to ghost you.
- We were meant to be — like Romeo and Ghoul-iet.
- Will you be my ghoul-friend?
- What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
- Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
- Love at first bite.
- Fangs for the memories.
- So long, sucker.
- You make me batty.
- I have an account at the blood bank.
- I know some vampire puns, but they all suck.
- I’m looking for my necks victim.
- Join my fang club!
- Sucks to be me.
- Love at first bite.
- Tricks or it didn’t happen.
- A scare is born tonight!
- A bag of tricks and treats.
- Have a spook-tacular Halloween!
- Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
- I only have pumpkin pies for you.
- Let’s pumpkin spice things up.
- You’re the pumpkin of my eye.
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite Halloween treat? Pumpkin pi.
- Pumpkin’ out Halloween puns like it’s nobody’s business.
- It’s easy to repair a broken jack o’lantern: Just use a pumpkin patch!
- Halloween night Pop Rocks my world.
- I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
- I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy.
- Halloween candy is yummy and all, but don’t forget to save room for “I scream.
- Witch better have my candy.
- I’m going to need to exorcise a lot after all this Halloween candy.
- I’m not playing Twix when I say I love this holiday.
- Hark — who ghost there?
- Did you hear about the poisoned Cheerios? Yup — the work of a cereal killer.
- You got your treats, so bone appetit!
- I’m all wrapped up in you.
- Eye love you.
- Why don’t ghouls eat lentils? They prefer human beans.
- Hey boo!
Conclusion
Congrats! You have made it to the end of our long list of cool puns for Halloween. There is honestly no limit to the possibilities that come with Halloween, especially when you are armed with our wittiest puns. We are sending you bugs and hisses while hoping you have an eek-tastic Halloween. Enjoy!